Hello, this is the voicemail of Hank Pym. I check my messages every day at 9PM. If I don't get back to you in an hour, please don't come knocking. I promise I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
I'm really strong, I don't get tired easily anymore, my sense of smell, my hearing, even my sight all improved since then. I mean, abnormally so, even for a dog.
[ There are probably words for all of this, but those were all written on the file the military gave him and those have long since been buried behind the roses. ]
[ man's best friend, now literally able to do anything with you* (*only guaranteed on full moons, not valid outside of the us) ]
I'm not sure if I can transfer it or not, actually...
[ So far no maulings have turned up new werewolves, but then, Mitch was already a freak of nature. ]
But I've been worrying that the other werewolves that turned up during that mess with Lucifer. They may have left a few surprises behind and, well, people weren't too thrilled with the idea of just killing those if it turns out that way.
[ Some people are into that okay. His gf at home is cat people and human hybrid. ]
We'll have to do some studies and examine transmission rate; and to settle all of our worries, we'll have to see if there are any other werewolves around that will be happy to provide samples. Most of this is... could be classified as mythical or magic, but at any rate we'll be cautious and examine for the possibility of different strains...
[ It's at this point he realize that he's talking to a dog who might not understand a lot of this. ]
The point is don't worry about it. We'll handle it. It was a good idea to let me know.
Anyway, Hank's realization is a good one, because while Ace is trying with all his might to follow what he was going on about, he could only get a vague idea of what he meant.
Science must be very hard... ]
Oh. [ The summary, however, does get a response. ] Good. Good, I'm glad to hear that!
[ Great Dog, not text again. This struggle is despairingly real. ]
Oh. [ There's a long pause as he gives it an effort, he tries, but in the end... ] I, um, actually I can't read. If I could get a general area, then the nose part would definitely work.
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I'm really strong, I don't get tired easily anymore, my sense of smell, my hearing, even my sight all improved since then. I mean, abnormally so, even for a dog.
[ There are probably words for all of this, but those were all written on the file the military gave him and those have long since been buried behind the roses. ]
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So you have enhanced everything. And we don't know what an enhanced everything dog bite might transfer to others.
Any reason why you decided to bring this up now?
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I'm not sure if I can transfer it or not, actually...
[ So far no maulings have turned up new werewolves, but then, Mitch was already a freak of nature. ]
But I've been worrying that the other werewolves that turned up during that mess with Lucifer. They may have left a few surprises behind and, well, people weren't too thrilled with the idea of just killing those if it turns out that way.
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We'll have to do some studies and examine transmission rate; and to settle all of our worries, we'll have to see if there are any other werewolves around that will be happy to provide samples. Most of this is... could be classified as mythical or magic, but at any rate we'll be cautious and examine for the possibility of different strains...
[ It's at this point he realize that he's talking to a dog who might not understand a lot of this. ]
The point is don't worry about it. We'll handle it. It was a good idea to let me know.
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Anyway, Hank's realization is a good one, because while Ace is trying with all his might to follow what he was going on about, he could only get a vague idea of what he meant.
Science must be very hard... ]
Oh. [ The summary, however, does get a response. ] Good. Good, I'm glad to hear that!
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Hank smiles. Nailed it. ]
Drop by my place anytime, we'll wrestle your worries away.
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Oh. [ There's a long pause as he gives it an effort, he tries, but in the end... ] I, um, actually I can't read. If I could get a general area, then the nose part would definitely work.
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I'll tell you what, my equipment is portable. We can meet in a park [ location mentioned here blah ]. It'll be quick and painless.
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To this option, he sounds much less sheepish. ]
That works! I know where that is for sure!
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[ Ends call.
Good one, Hank. You invited a dog to a park. ]