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[pyms]

Hello, this is the voicemail of Hank Pym. I check my messages every day at 9PM. If I don't get back to you in an hour, please don't come knocking. I promise I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

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[selfimage]

But all right, you win. I'm on a super secret governmental mission to establish some kind of business sense into this town. I take my job very seriously.

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[pyms]

[ Grumbling at old jokes? You betcha. ]

It's hard to take you seriously when you say SUPER SECRETE GOVERNMENTAL MISSION. But I suppose you're trying and there's no harm in hearing about your ideas, let's have it.

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[selfimage]

Think of it as kind of FUN serious! Have you ever been clubbing, Hank?

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[pyms]

Once or twice. That was always my ex-wife's hobby, not mine. [ what is tmi? who knows. ] Honestly, do I look like a person that likes clubbing?

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[selfimage]

Oh, an ex. We can exchange juicy gossip.

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[selfimage]

And you don't. That's what makes you the perfect candidate.

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[pyms]

[ On one hand, he totally promised himself to help this place as much as possible. On the other hand, he's so not comfortable with clubbing. ]

What the heck. You know I'd love to help this community as much as possible, in any way possible.

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[selfimage]

Glad we agree. :) Do pick something appropriate for dress.

Or don't.

Ah, it would be better if you don't.

We'll work from the irony angle.

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[pyms]

[ HJP, what have you signed yourself up to. ]

I know how to dress myself. Thank you very much. Let me know the location and time and I'll be there.

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[selfimage]

[have some coordinates and a smilie.]