IC CONTACT

[pyms]

Hello, this is the voicemail of Hank Pym. I check my messages every day at 9PM. If I don't get back to you in an hour, please don't come knocking. I promise I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Comments

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Getting all worked up about an unannounced vacation, are you? :-) I'd almost think that you missed me.

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Did you?

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That's when you say: OH Loki, you do know the best clubs! I missed your whimsical sense of humor and killer dance moves. You're also a fantastic conversationalist.

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And I'd say: I hope you didn't wear sandals with socks again.

Ten minutes later.

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Tell me you didn't.

another ten minutes later

[pyms]

You're going to have to be more specific than that.

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Black socks and Crocs?

[pyms]

Crocs? Give me a bit more credit than that.

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You're not exactly the forerunner in the fashion industry.

[pyms]

I was married to one.

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[look he's going to try not to laugh. wait, he's laughing. I'm sorry, Hank.]

You sent me quite the distressed text message during my unannounced vacay.

[pyms]

Oh good lord. Did I? I must have been in another state of mind.

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I didn't make you sour, did I? Jk jk.

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I'm even nice enough to bring you up to speed.

[pyms]

Enough about me. Where were you?

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Some sort of horrible GLITCH sent me BACK.

[hint hint hint.]

And then here again. Surprise!

[pyms]

[ not exactly a nice surprise but there's value here ]

Did you just get back?

[pyms]

How long? I need to scan you for any trace particles.

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It's been a day or two, complications arose. But how can I say no to trace particles of mortal science?

[pyms]

That's too been long. Any traces of it would be gone by now.

I assume it's safe to say you're okay, safe and sound now?

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[good, that means that he was telling the truth.]

As much as I can be. What do you make of this place? Generalized. Short and sweet. Use your science brain.

[oddly glad to be back, actually.]

[pyms]

Like the Truman Show.

Why?

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I was just curious.

A minute later.

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Nice reference!

[pyms]

My science brain thought you might like that.

Really, why? There's never just curious.

[ phase one, honesty test ]