Hello, this is the voicemail of Hank Pym. I check my messages every day at 9PM. If I don't get back to you in an hour, please don't come knocking. I promise I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
[ How the hell is he ever going to do that? It's gonna burrow it's way straight into his brain and leave him feeling like he got stabbed between the eyes. ]
Uh, if I had to guess? Localized tachyon particle burst allowing him to generate temporary chronal displacement inertia. As for the reasons, I'm a scientist, Matt, not a psychoanalyst.
Tell him to take a shower, plug your nose and hope for the best? It's Spider-Man, who knows what's going on him - them - these days. There's two of them now, you know.
Sorry. I can't keep track of all the things you specialize in. [ Because it seems like a lot T B H... ]
It's not just him, and I'm in over my head. Should I just try to let it take its course? Normally I'd assume somebody else would be all over it with the answer, but I think most of those people are caught up in it themselves, so...
It seems to be localized, and more importantly, created by a kid I know. He's got a good head on his shoulders, I'm sure a solution will come up sooner or later. Otherwise, I would be called in for it.
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Hank?
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What's the question, Matt?
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Is he alright?
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[ Something to say while he's making sure he understands all those words in that order. Not that the explanation is useful. ]
I don't think a swift punch in the face will fix it. Do you know anything I can do about it? Because it's not just Spider-Man.
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Tell him to take a shower, plug your nose and hope for the best? It's Spider-Man, who knows what's going on him - them - these days. There's two of them now, you know.
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It does concern me a little...
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It's not just him, and I'm in over my head. Should I just try to let it take its course? Normally I'd assume somebody else would be all over it with the answer, but I think most of those people are caught up in it themselves, so...
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It seems to be localized, and more importantly, created by a kid I know. He's got a good head on his shoulders, I'm sure a solution will come up sooner or later. Otherwise, I would be called in for it.
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Well, at least I got an excuse to visit Emma Frost out of this.
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We cancel each other out, anyway.